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Cadaver Crimes #2: There's no place like Lamb Funeral Home

Added 2019-07-13 15:32:47 +0000 UTC

Oh Hello Deathlings,

Did you hear the one about the funeral director who claimed to be making ceramic tiles for NASA but was actually cremating thousands and thousands of bodies in a disgusting SECRET warehouse while also pilfering body parts from unsuspecting corpses?

No? Well then do we have a story for you!

OK, but seriously, the Lamb Funeral Home story is one of the most horrifying funeral industry crimes I've ever heard. Off the top of my head, I can't think of one that is more bonkers.

So...congrats Lamb Funeral Home?

There was actually SO MUCH bizarre stuff about this story that we couldn't fit it all in the video.

For example, the fact that David Sconce, the mastermind behind all the Lamb Funeral Home goings on, would practice what were essentially feats of strength with the corpses in the crematory – hauling them around for exercise.

Like his own horrible CrossFit.

You really can't make this stuff up, deathlings.

But this week's video isn't entirely grim! Starting today, July 13th, until August 12th, if you preorder my upcoming book "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?" from a participating independent bookstore in your area, you'll not only get a signed copy of the book, but you'll also get an enamel pin OF MY FACE.

More about preordering here and also here's a handy-dandy list of participating indie bookstores: