Give Me Oven Tombs or Give Me Crawfish
Added 2019-04-06 14:33:23 +0000 UTCHello deathlings, how y'all doin'?
Y'all. No matter how I many times I try, it just sounds awkward. I'm WORKING on it.
Recently I was in New Orleans Y'ALL professing my love for oven tombs in a new video!
So much walking and talking and turning and pointing in this one. Are you not impressed? I'm determined to master the Documentarian Talk 'n' Walk.
But boy-howdy do I love those oven tombs. So elegant, so efficient, so civic-minded. And I'm not going to lie, a part of me is excited by the prospect of putting someone in an oven tomb, then one-year-and-one-day later getting to take them out of the tomb to see how their year went.
"Heeeeey Aunt Mary! Hot enough for ya?"
(I don't actually know if they let people view the remains of their year-dead relatives, but a girl can dream.)
That being said, I've always wanted to be eaten by animals when I die. So if somehow I get buried in New Orleans sans oven tomb and crawfish feast upon my corpse SO BE IT. You're all invited to the Caitlin Memorial Crawfish Boil.
Until then, stay tuned for a new episode of Death in the Afternoon coming out next week, another video the week after that, and two articles on The Order site coming at you this month! (Plus another Death in the Afternoon episode at the end of the month!)
Don't say we don't treat you well.
Till the Crawfish Come Marching In,
Caitlin
ps- Did you see I announced my NEW BOOK yesterday ;) https://bit.ly/2YOD6z9
