I Can't Keep My Lips SEALED About These Caskets
Added 2018-12-14 17:49:58 +0000 UTCCan we all take a moment to admire the ART Landis created for this video's thumbnail? There's something so perfectly Americana about retro Tupperware and sealed caskets.
This week's video is the kind of video that really gets my blood pumping. I love a good ground level, FOR THE PEOPLE, mythbusting episode. While videos like this don't necessarily win me any popularity contests in the funeral industry, I really feel like we're doing Thanatos' work when we get the chance to potentially save you some big funeral bucks. Some "corpse cash" if you will.
(Note to Self: Corpse Cash will be the currency we use at my death positive theme park, Six Hags – Cadaver Adventure. Like "Disney Dollars"...but death.)
You-do-you when it comes to caskets, but don't think for a moment that a few feet of rubber gasket are all that stand between you and eternity. Heeeeey Funeral Industry, it's ya gurl Caitlin "Ruins Everything" Doughty!
In other news, the Death Video Team had an all-day meeting this week where we talked about the exciting, TOP SECRET things we have planned for next year. OK, it won't be a secret for much longer – keep your eyes and ears peeled for the next couple weeks. We're dropping some big news, deathlings.
*Gulp*
2019 is going to be an ambitious year for Ask a Mortician. You heard it here first.
Makin' it rain Corpse Cash,
Caitlin
