Prison Break 2X16: Chicago

Dude. I didn't even think about the fact that Kellerman tortured Sarah and left her for dead. Now, she's expected to work alongside him. I'd have fucking tried to off him too.

So, Sarah gets off the train and she and Michael embrace. She sees Kellerman hanging out around the corner after Michael says they've picked up someone new. While they are talking, Kellerman gets a call from the president begging him to come back. He's still considering it. Then, seemingly without warning, both Michael and Lincoln attack him for what he did to Sara. He claims he was just scaring her and was going to pull her out. Lies.

Michael convinces Sarah they need to work with him for the time being, while Kellerman convinces a train conductor that they need an entire car to themselves because he's transporting prisoners. They settle in for a 5 hour ride to Chicago, which is both there the president is, and where Kellerman claims the cigar bar that fits the key is.

Once they are on the train, Lincoln falls asleep and Sarah asks Michael to get her some water. Then, she tries to strangle Kellerman (as she should). Eventually, Michael and Lincoln both pull her off and Kellerman claims that's the only one she gets and that they are even now. She then heads to the bathroom and locks herself in. Kellerman then calls the president who promises him a job as her chief of staff if he just does what she wants. He tells her she's on the train to Chicago, but doesn't really make any promises.

Michael goes to talk to Sarah and she confesses her feelings for him. They kiss in the bathroom for a while before they feel the train start breaking. Turns out, there is a police roadblock stopping the train. We convince the conductor to ram through the blockage and 'jump off the train.' However, when the police fairly easily catch up to them, it's just train employees and the foursome has simply gotten off at the next stop.

While looking for a car to steal, the president calls Kellerman again and he asks how they knew they were on the train to put up a roadblock. The president claims she doesn't know, which is when Kellerman realizes he isn't actually talking to her. He asks her a question only she would know the answer to. When she can't answer it, he tells Kim he's made a big mistake.

Finally in Chicago, Michael and Sarah head into the cigar club with the key (even though Kellerman tries to convince them to let him do it). And just before they head in, Michael assures Sarah that he has feelings for her as well. This is all fine, but I don't really think we need to be worried about romance on this show.

Meanwhile, Pocket Boy is still managing to charm people. I'm endlessly disgusted that his can happen. You the fuck looks at him and thinks, 'wow, he's so dreamy?' a lot of women on this show apparently. I just don't get it.

Anyway, he's busy keeping Susan and the kids tied up. But, it turns out, the welcome wagon lady is coming over today, so we need a plan. T Bag plays host (and makes the lady swoon, gag) while the kids and Susan are there looking miserable. Eventually Zack tries to ask for help, by suggesting the lady come with him to see his new bike in the garage, but Pocket Boy shuts that shit down really quickly. He grabs him and shows him his gun. Then turns to the welcome lady is like, 'I'm all about discipline." And she does nothing.

C Note helps a bunch of people during a robbery at a diner that he and Dede are eating at. And because of this, even after he says he is a convict, they help him escape before the police get there and cover for him. His story is definitely the weakest right now.

And then we have fucking Bellick, who Mahone let's out of jail to help him catch Haywire. This is so fucked up. Brad's got a fucking gun and an FBI badge. I hate this so much. It's like he's getting rewarded for being an asshole. Anyway, he finds Haywire, but by the time Mahone gets there, they've got quite an audience, so Mahone can't just kill him. Instead, he basically talks him into jumping off the tower, which he does. And we're now down to 5.