True Blood 3X9: Everything is Broken

OMG. I hate all of this so much. I'm mostly just interested in whatever the hell Eric is doing right now, and we got, like, five minutes of it. Then, I care about Sookie and Bill, which amounted to about 4 minutes. The rest was all stuff that I totally don't care about. Did people like this season? Is it just me?

Anyway, Bill seems to know what Sookie is, but of course, no one will tell me. He and Sookie seem like they are a little timid around each other right now. Sookie feels like she's trying to trust him, but it's hard. She asks about the file he's got on her family, but Bill says it's just so he can try to figure out what she is so he can protect her.

The vampire FBI shows up at Fangtasia and accuses Eric of killing the magister. He tries to explain the situation, but it sounds absurd and the lady doing the interview doesn't believe him. However, all this is leading to super bad press, so they tell him he's free as long as he kills Russell. (Which he has no idea how to do since he's 3X as old as Eric but they don't care. Just get it done).

Bill ends up in that fever dream that Sookie had while she was in the hospital. The crazy lady in there tells him that he killed Sookie, but he swears she's alive and he'd never hurt her. Bro, you practically killed her like two episodes ago. But when he gets back, he seems to know what Sookie is, so 🤷‍♀️

Fucking Franklin shows back up. (I knew what Tara did to him wouldn't kill him). He tries to attack Tara again, but thankfully, Jason shows up and shoots him with a wooden bullet and kills him for real this time.

And finally, Russell shows up on live TV. He rips out the anchor's spine, killing him. Then he goes on about how vampires don't want equal rights because humans are not their equals. Vampires are way better. He basically wants to start a war between vampires and humans (and he's pretty confident vampires will win). I don't know. I figure whatever Sookie is, will help lead the charge to a human victory. Or at least a tie.