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(WIP2) The Meanest Mommy

Where's your god now, little dog?

(WIP2) The Meanest Mommy

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Ohhhhh i don't think it's quite THAT long. *adds another drawing* *adds another drawing* *adds another drawing* *adds another-

Lopoddity

it sounds like Liv and Merry fucking was so powerful even your iPad took measures to censor it... "is this what i was made for?" it wonders as it stares in horror. (the answer is yes: iPads are made for convenient artistic renditions of furry fornication on the go) i'm glad that of all things you found this out with was the Merry x Liv series. right now the longest comic i can think of that you made was the one with Tibbs and Perry cooking so the implication that it's longer than that... WOOUF.

gamigami

You're telling me! Fright of my life when I saved and everything went blurry and unzoomable. Even when I resized and relined a panel at a higher resolution, everything was still saving blurry and unreadable. I was freaking OUT. 😭 Especially since I've worked on smaller canvases before and never had this issue?? Turns out the liv merry fuck comic was so damn LONG it literally could not be saved without file compression. I split it up into pages and now it looks just fine. Hshshshs thank god. I did not spend hours slaving over crinkly old people skin for my ipad to shit the bed

Lopoddity

oh thank goodness 😭 DONT SCARED ME LIKE THAT, you're playing with peoples' lives here

gamigami

Ohhhh nevermind thank GOD i was able to fix the compression issue. We're all good! *collapses*

Lopoddity

Spent most of today finishing up 80% of the lineart....at the wrong resolution. It's all blurry and compressed. I could cry! 😭 I'll have to redo it all!

Lopoddity

if waiting means more food to much on, then you won't catch me complaining! you know what they say: the more the Merry-er [canned laughter]

gamigami

Aw thanks! Yeah, looking at it, I probably will finish by saturday. Layout is done and I'm starting on lineart. It turned into a whole comic pretty much

Lopoddity

don't worry about it, take your time! can't rush perfection 😈

gamigami

It's multiple drawings, and I keep coming up with ideas for new ones. I'm on a real crunch to finish it all by valentine's day! And yet. I MUST

Lopoddity

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little god too!

Must Love Frogs

i had a dream you finished this picture. soon, gami.... soon...

gamigami

I imagine by this point Merry’s congregation would have puttered out and joined other churches just because the church is declining, Merry has 2 divorces under his belt and he’s not getting any younger. BUT if the congregation did stick around for Liv to enter the picture I cannot imagine how awful a “first lady” of the church she would be lmao.

WAr

askjkfsaj LIV NO Liv: Liv *yes*

Curio Blue

Okay, hear me out: John Goodman Merry?

Corinne Stephenson

For Merry can I recommend Christian Kane? He plays Elliot in Leverage and he has exactly what I feel like you’re describing.

Rumpeltyltskyn

I’m looking disrespectfully

Rumpeltyltskyn

“Crackship” my ASS! I can absolutely see the touch deprivation in these bitter creatures turning them into sacrilegious degenerates Now move Merry- I want a turn

Emily Lemur

For a while there I was so entranced by the toxic old people porn that I lived in a world where Maple didn’t exist 😭

three thousand spiders wearing a trenchcoat

"This better not awaken anything in me"

Scorp

Ngl I imagined Merry with the poofiest, angriest ears at Liv's degradation (and the hardest erection he's had in years, probably) And then I also imagined his kids and went "welp, at least they're all willing" (cursed. absolutely cursed.)

Scyllarus

I kinda envisioned that Maple would be fully out of the picture at this point buuuut if she is, we already know Merry isn't the most faithful guy around. Liv meanwhile would actively get off on being a homewrecker

Lopoddity

I know this is a crack ship but it got me thinking. If Merry once had an affair instead of dealing with his issues, chances are he'll do it again. You mentioned that the older he is, the more regrets he's having, to the point of appearing in a middle of a night on his ex-wife's doorstep. Will he now cheat on Maple in order to feel better?

Marta Tarasiuk

I'm cackling at this Ohhhh poor Maple...I know this is a crackship but I can't help but feel a little bad for her xD

Curio Blue

That description for Merry just gave me hard flashbacks to Nathan Fillion playing Caleb in Buffy - absolutely chilling how he could go from sweet apple pie to murderous self-righteous zealot in an instant 😬 Meryl Streep is such a PERFECT choice! (side note my bestie went as "Feral Streep as Miranda Beastly" for Halloween last year (basically just an extremely fashionable werewolf) and now I wish that character existed in the FB universe xD )

Calvin Sewell

I'll have to do some thinking on Merry, I don't have a specific VA in mind, but he's got this very pleasant, deep, syrupy-sweet southern drawl. Puts people right at ease. It becomes more of a growl when he's angry. Liv meanwhile, when she's calm, sounds like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. A very airy, unbothered, arrogant voice. When she's angry, she sounds like Faye Dunaway from Mommie Dearest- a strained performance where all her rage bubbling below the surface sometimes explodes out.

Lopoddity

CALL ME MERRY SHE ANOUT TO HAVE ME BARKING

Tibbles Yorkie789

@lopoddity - do you have a head cannon for Liv and Merry's voice actors? :3

Calvin Sewell

Can she step on me?

MissMele

same!! Not to be horrible, but there's something about Maple possibly having an inkling of what's happening thats so good to me, but she's so "don't rock the boat" shes just ignoring it and its a slow spiral into just bitterness for everyone involved

Sorceringingarts

DAMNIT I ACCIDENTALLY REPLIED AGAIN SORRY idk why Patreon keeps doing that

Lammergayier

.... Being a sub runs in the Meadowsweet family, I see

Lammergayier

My favorite ships are ones that are not safe or sane but are consensual. Now that you're mentioning Maple there I kinda want her to be in on this too.

forthehonor-ofgayskull

H Y P E

Kas

I'd go back to church if this is what I'm worshipping.

SketchyBug

I have never been more attracted to an older toxic woman in my life

forthehonor-ofgayskull

Oh my god her being atheist just made this 373948738494 times funnier I've never been so sat for a crackship in my LIFE

mirarevias

i love liv so so so so so so so much i ALSO love this for merry, Get Subbed Old Man!!!! (And also i think its kinda hot how Merry seems to get off on degradation and guilt and how Liv is THE gal for that. I hope she brings up Maple lots.) I love when characters are like: this may not be sane but it IS consensual

Sorceringingarts

LET'S GOOOOOO!!!

JoMama1516

😮

GanashiAshaka


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