Pillowtalk
Added 2022-01-15 01:17:40 +0000 UTCi don't know why i've been drawing perry as the weird one as if tibbs isn't equally problematic
probably sounded more romantic in his head
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WAIT I WANNA REDO MY JOKE so Perry’s squirming to get comfortable when Tibbs rolls over and mumbles “Perry.....if we had babies, would they be kittens or piglets?” Perry, genuinely startled cuz he’d had no idea Tibbs even wanted kids: !!! Um, I don’t....I-I mean we could examine basic genetic probability, but the answer would always be pure conjecture unless we actually- Tibbs, chuckling in his sleep: Heh, idiot. Clearly our kids....would be cat-or-pig’lars. Perry: >8O !!
Lopoddity
2022-01-18 07:20:25 +0000 UTCTibbs what the fuck even xD he's committed to the life of metal right up to the bloody end. I love Perry's ??? fave sm
Khavitsunolyn
2022-01-17 01:48:25 +0000 UTCeven a while into their relationship Perry still gets startled by it. He's squirming to get comfortable one night when Tibbs rolls over and mumbles something like "Perry.....if we had babies, would they be little bristly boarlets, or fluffy lynx kittens?" Perry: !!!! Um......probably.....extra fluffy boarlets? Tibbs: Mm. *smiles in his sleep* Perry: *kicking himself for not recording that*
Lopoddity
2022-01-16 21:28:36 +0000 UTCPerry:.....Deal but I'm gonna bbq it first This makes me thinks Tibbs is a sleep talker and sometimes says some truly hilarious or horribly disturbing things. As Perry sometimes has bouts of insomnia, he has heard some STUFF over the years. It's a hobby to occasionally record what Tibbs says because he didn't believe Perry at first and Perry think he owes it to his hubby to share the funnies (or the wtf just came out of your mouth)
Heather
2022-01-16 18:22:15 +0000 UTC
