Gwenpool vs. Wolverine – The Challenge 2
Added 2025-06-14 13:57:27 +0000 UTCSeveral days later, in the same grimy X-Men safehouse. Gwenpool, mask off, costume still a little worse for wear, is back on the floor in missionary, her leotard’s crotch yanked aside again. Logan, shirtless and smug, is at it again, no condoms in sight. Gwenpool’s sweaty, half-regretting, half-loving her life choices.
Gwenpool: (panting, half-laughing) Okay, Logan, this is just to pass the time, got it? But I swear, your sperm better be as dead as my chances of getting my own solo series! No mini-Wolvies, you hear me?
Wolverine: (grins, not slowing down) Guess we’ll find out, pinkie. Healing factor’s a hell of a thing, but I ain’t makin’ promises. You keep comin’ back for more, though—kinda hard to feel sorry for ya.
Gwenpool: (muffled groan, uncertain but smirking) Ugh, you’re the worst! If I end up with a clawed baby, I’m retconning this whole timeline! (grips his shoulders) But… damn, old man, how is this still so good?!
