Pre-Holiday Mistakes Were Made... (Early Access)
Added 2024-11-15 00:54:51 +0000 UTCYeah, I really dragged my arse on this one I know...
If I had a good excuse for why it took so long I'd use it.
All going well this should be my longest gap between uploads for the foreseeable so I hope you made the best of the peace, quiet and dad-joke free lifestyle.
But I'm back in action with this future classic so I hope you lads and ladies to enjoy.
Comments
8 hours would not get you across Texass. A circle K in Ireland. Awesome. Maybe you can get a Kum &Go before they change names. Glad you made it. I have failed twice in those situations with the same pair of shorts.
Royce Walker
2024-12-01 02:30:49 +0000 UTCListen, 8 hours to drive across Ireland? Sounds like a fun weekend. I could drive to the nearest Disneyland and be there in day. Let's go
Kibby
2024-11-19 21:55:25 +0000 UTCAnother toilet humour video. I couldn’t be happier. Great work again Big Boss.
Ryan Drain
2024-11-18 22:09:32 +0000 UTCHad a similar experience a year ago. My partner and I had an anniversary dinner the night before I flew out for work and I decided to get jalapeno poppers with our meal. Fast forward to the next morning I got onto the flight and we crawled slowly to the runway. My guts started to say its time and then the captain announced on the intercom that we'd be a while in a queue of 7 planes wanting to take off. 4 planes later I've got a death grip on those second hand spicy rodents making there way outside and I can't get up and use the toilet. Finally we are staring down the runway and I pray the the Almighty imaginary friend we don't hit immediate turbulence and become seat locked. 5 minutes later we're up I see the seatbelt sign go off and I eject myself from the seat towards the back of the plane. Unfortunately once on the toilet the real problem began. Imagine the saying "like a car crash in slow motion" but the aforementioned car is not running on all cylinders, blown transmission, painted brown and the oil leaking underneath it has caught fire...
Da Nargh!!
2024-11-18 11:38:52 +0000 UTCLmao the moment you mentioned that spice bag I was thinking “didn’t he learn the first time?” 😂 xxx
Alisha
2024-11-16 22:43:53 +0000 UTCBy chance would’ve this happened around February last year about an hour away from Dublin airport?
Steven Mills
2024-11-16 02:04:05 +0000 UTCThat’ll be it!! Cheers 🍻
Depressed Kiwi
2024-11-15 11:36:22 +0000 UTCI told the story on my podcast before so if you listen to that then that's probably where you heard it.
Sgt Ducky
2024-11-15 11:14:49 +0000 UTCLove the vid and I have a title boxing match coming up I know you said you and the lads could handle yourself in a fight and I was wondering if you had any tips/ advice for me going into the ring
Fighting fucker
2024-11-15 10:23:30 +0000 UTCI feel the pain of this one. I was once coming back from Belfast to Dublin on the bus. Said bus has no toilets and to make matters worse I have spent the whole day drinking like a fish. Now in my drunken state I wouldn't have been shy about taking a leak in a bottle, except for the fact that somehow on a large bus 75% of the clients were children and I didn't want to get arrested. So I drunkenly waddled up to the busdriver, sold him some story about having a bladder infection and he told me that as the bus was going to the airport he can't stop. It took every morsel of my beings and bladder control to not piss myself on that bus. Somehow I made it to the airport but good golly if I didn't wet myself there and then I never will.
Oceann McCormack
2024-11-15 08:14:27 +0000 UTCYou always know ducky is worth the wait especially cos he works on quality not quantity
Gambit
2024-11-15 07:20:48 +0000 UTCWelcome back Ducky and Connie, you were missed 💚
Claire Merley
2024-11-15 05:41:22 +0000 UTCI have not laughed that hard in awhile. Your telling of stories just keeps getting better! 👏
Sablehawk
2024-11-15 05:19:44 +0000 UTCJust what I needed on a rough day. I find myself wondering if I missed the 30th B-day bash that your misses mis read on. Sounds like I will re-watching episodes tomorrow to verify LOL.
Kilted Titan
2024-11-15 02:35:28 +0000 UTCIs it me but feels like Deja Vu but I am sure I’ve seen this before but now with better animations and characters?
Depressed Kiwi
2024-11-15 02:24:00 +0000 UTCThat explains the story I once read of a petrol station outside Dublin being closed down for an abundance of radioactive waste then
Dylan Campbell
2024-11-15 01:51:13 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday George 🥳
Sgt Ducky
2024-11-15 01:38:28 +0000 UTCOof, sounds rough. after 8 hours of it each time would be like adding heat to a sunburn, You have my sympathy
Sgt Ducky
2024-11-15 01:38:00 +0000 UTCLol
Mr. Hooded Raven
2024-11-15 01:36:45 +0000 UTCAt this stage if I was pregnant I could just get another spice bag and save myself the price of an abortion.
Sgt Ducky
2024-11-15 01:35:59 +0000 UTCWhat's worse is I know it doesn't help with the cramps, It's more of a self soothing ritual.
Sgt Ducky
2024-11-15 01:34:30 +0000 UTCayyyy on my birthday, I'll pretend it was for me Ducky
George SF
2024-11-15 01:19:52 +0000 UTCFunny part is right now I'm having arse problems now and you make a joke about arse problems thank you ducky you made my day after being stuck on the bog for 8 hours after taking laxatives prescribed to me XD
Florida MAN
2024-11-15 01:12:52 +0000 UTCOne of you're funniest videos in a while
Aidan
2024-11-15 01:07:52 +0000 UTCListen if it gets any longer like I don't know nine months between a video I'm just going to assume you were pregnant lol I don't mind waiting for your videos they always pop up when I need them
Mr. Hooded Raven
2024-11-15 01:03:08 +0000 UTCPanting ducky killed me 😂😂😂😂
SeanB1009
2024-11-15 01:02:46 +0000 UTC
