Steve Notes Smackdown 5/28/21

Steve Notes Smackdown 5/28/21

Roman, Jimmy and Jey in the suite, Roman wants to know what the endgame is with the Usos, Jimmy says the whole family has gold, make the family proud. Roman says sounds like you got it figured out. I’m happy for you. Good luck. Jimmy says LETS GO UCE and walks off. Roman says you’re gonna need it to Jey. Says, what’s a matter? Brother talking for you now? Jey says you know I’m with you. Roman says maybe you should tell him.

Profits promo: Montez says he’s had a pep in his step, cuz tonight is a night unlike any other, tonight is the Clash of the titans. When the Profits heard the Usos challenged us, we were flattered. We’ve been down since day one. They do the Siva Tau dance they used to do.

Usos come out, Jimmy says the Profits got jokes. It doesn’t matter if I’m been on the shelf one year or ten, the best tag team is back. We’re the definition of a true tag team. Jey says this here is family business. You say this is a dream match, welcome to the nightmare. Jimmy says when we beat you we’re one step closer to gold.

Dawkins responds by saying we’re not stepping stones, we run this division now.

The Usos hit them with welcome to the uso penitentiary.

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Street Profits vs. Usos

Jey and Tez are in for a long time, finally get tags in, Tez takes out Jey with a massive flip out the ring Dawkins counters Jimmy coming at him with a shoulder tackle and  the twisting neckbreaker thing for 2

Jimmy misses superkick, spinebuster and splash, Jey pulls Jimmy out so Tez misses

Jimmy superkick on Tez for 3

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Dirty dawgs interview they say they messed up by attacking Dom before the match rey’s paternal match kicked in. Tonight is gonna be different. We will once again become SD tag champs

Natalya/Tamina vs Riott Squad

The tag champs win with a splash on Ruby from Tamina

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The Usos ask Pearce for a title match next week. He says yes. Jey looks stressed.

Carmela vs Belair

Carmela interview at the curtain, Bayley shows up at commentary

Mela dumps Bianca to the outside and Bayley goes on about being a cheater using the hair

Bianca wins with a KOD

Mysterios interview:

When we feel pain, the other does, there is no team in the world that can take these from us.

Seth Rollins comes out, says I’m here to fight, CESARO get out here! Cesaro doesn’t come out, says he’s not gonna come out here to disrespect me on MAH BIRTHDAYYY!! So I’ll take this moment out to remind you and the people why you can’t be here, roll the footage! Recap!

Seth says we obtained some exclusive audio from Seth’s hospital room, it’s our little secret so shhhh… and it’s just beeping. What happened to Cesaro was unfortunate, I blacked out, when I came to I was hovering over C on the stretcher and I was blaming him for what happened and while that was fair, he deserves blame for what happened, life’s not black and white, I’m a man of integrity, responsibility, the truth is, we’ve got to place some of the blame on YOU. THE WWEU because YOU are the ones that brainwashed C into believing that he could look through me, that he could beat me that he deserved opportunities that he did not earn. So if he never steps foot in this ring again, the blame is on Cesaro and the blame is on you. My hands are clean, your hands are the dirty, filthy, guilty hands. Happy birthday to me. He sings Happy birthday.

Kevin Owens vs. Apollo Crews

KO comes out hot to start

Owens hits a stunner within like 4 minutes, goes for the pin, Azeez hits a NAIL on KO during the pin, getting Apollo the DQ loss but he keeps the title, Owens sells the crap outta that nail

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Backstage, Paul Heyman has brought Jey to Roman, who’s clearly pissed. So you got the match for next week. That’s what you wanna do? WHy didn’t you tell me that then? Why’d you tell me you weren’t with ME? What happened to WE? Think about this. Everything we’ve been through these months. All I’ve ever wanted is the best for you. The only thing that’s ever mattered to me. What’s best for you, best for the family. You’re main event jey uso now. When you go according to my plan, you own smackdown. As soon as Jimmy comes back, you’re relegated to the opening match? I just don’t want you to go back to a place where people look at you and say which one are you again? Jey says I never thought about it like that. ROman: Maybe you should, because your brother’s not.

BOOOOGZ!!

He’s here to rock with the king of strong style, he plays SHin out and it’s amazing

Shinsuke Nakamua vs. Chad Gable

Otis walks around at ringside screaming FOR THE ACADEMY!!!

Gable misses a moonsault, eats a kick from Shin, meanwhile, Corbin comes over, takes his crown back, Shin hits a Kinshasa for 3, wins, asks for his crown, Corbin has it, BOOGZ attacks from behind, Shin takes it back, he puts it on all dramatic.

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In the trainer’s room, Owens asks for another title match, Pearce says Azeez will be banned from ringside

Backstage, Rey has been attacked, the Dirty Dawgs are back out

Dolph says we had nothing to do with that, Roode says we wanna win fair and square, Roode says if they can’t compete, that’s a forfeit, we get the titles.

Backstage, Dom says last week he stepped up for me, I’m stepping up now.

Dom vs. Dirty Dawgs

Dom puts up a helluva fight, Roode and Dolph has him on the ropes, Roode has Dom on his shoulders, he rolls him up for the 3-count and win, Roode and Dolph quantum leap out, the Usos come out and face off with the Mysterios

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