Wrestlemania Backlash 2021

Batista narrates opening package cuz the zombie movie

Asuka vs. Charlotte vs. Rhea

Charlotte tries to evade Rhea and Asuka

Rhea and Charlotte both shine early, first Charlotte then Rhea, Asuka breaks up a northern lights suplex pin

Asuka takes over, lays in some kicks, sliding knee gets two on charlotte

Charlotte clears the ring

They do a tower of doom spot on Charlotte

Finish saw Charlotte boot Asuka into a Riptide for 3

***

Miz/Morrison talk strategy, Morrison says he’s gonna chat up the lumberjacks

Earlier, Dirty Dawgs take out Dom, then at the trainer’s room, Dom isn’t cleared

Rey vs. Dirty Dawgs

Rey holds his own to start the match, but its not too long before the DD take over, work rey’s leg

DD REALLY fuck Rey up something fierce, assisted fame-asser and Roode throws Rey into a superkick on the floor, he barely beats a ten count, rey comes back with a double ddt, sends roode into the post, DOM WALKS

Ziggler hits Zig Zag on Rey for 2

Rey hits super bulldog on roode, Rey hits the hot tag on Dom

Roode hits a spinebuster on Dom, Dolph and Roode double team him, Dom keeps kicking out

Dom superkicks Dolph, hot tags to Rey

Rey hits 619, Dom goes up, hits frog splash for 3!! NEW TAG CHAMPS!

***½

After the match, HAY KAYLA interviews Rey y Dom, 

Rey is very happy

Jimmy comes up to Jey, Roman isnt there, he appeals to his brother to ditch Roman, Roman comes in, Jimmy says just wanted to say good luck

THE LUMBERJACKS ARE ZOMBIES!!!!

Damian Priest vs. The Miz

This is fucking great, they got a fog machine, commentary freaks out

HAHAHA miz and Priest have to fight the zombies together

When they finish, Miz goes for a fake high five and tries to swerve priest, Priest doesn’t bite and takes Miz out

Morrison comes in, distracts Priest, who eats a spinning kick for 2, Morrison takes out a bunch of zombies, but then they pull him down on the other side of the barricade, Priest hits the lights on miz for 3

***

After the match, the zombies devour Miz, Priest hits his arrow for the Army of Dead logo

Jimmy and Jey argue in the hallway- Jimmy says maybe the name on that locker room should say ROMAN REIGNS AND HIS BITCH

Bayley vs Bianca

Bianca comes out strong, Bayley has to chill for a bit, she goes to the outside, baits Bianca, then starts wrecking her on the outside, takes her in to beat the count, at one point, she pins bianca and bianca kicks out so hard bayley flies out of the ring

Bayley slides out and eats shit trying to hit bianca, bianca slams her head on the apron, Bayley tries for some cheat pins, Bayley rakes the eyes, Bayley grabs the hair, hits bayley to belly on Bianca, gets 2, Bayley goes for rose plant, Bianca rolls her up for 3

***

MVP interview

Asked about Braun, MVP says he makes poor decisions, says Braun isn’t smart enough to see the bigger picture, but Drew is and sees it doesn’t look good for him. He’s not concerned about the triple threat, Bobby is the almighty wwe champion.

Braun vs Drew vs Drew

Bobby tries to team with Drew to take out Braun, braun attacks Bobby, eventually Drew DOES oblige

Braun comes off the apron as Drew and Lashley go at it on the outside

Drew claymores braun over the barricade

Drew throws Bobby into the LED screen up top, much electricity 

Strowman comes to, destroys Drew on the way back to the room

Dang, Braun sentons ALL of Drew

Braun hits his head on the post, Drew picks him up for like a michinoku driver, braun comes to, throws him out

Braun does the train thing, eats an overhead, Drew goes for claymore, Braun picks him up, puts him through the table

Drew hits a claymore, bobby throws Braun out, Bobby spears Braun for 3

****

Jey tries to hype Roman up, Roman says you sound like your brother

Roman vs. Cesaro

Roman gets outwrestled by Cesaro early

Cesaro continues to wreck Roman a LOT

Cesaro busts his shoulder being kicked out the ring, Roman starts working it

Roman takes Cesaro’s arm, starts cranking it, talking shit to DB in the camera

Roman’s shit talk in the ring is great

Cesaro starts doling out some strikes as ROman sort of mills about

Cesaro superplexes Roman from the other side of the ropes for 2

Roman continues to work the arm, Cesaro rolls through for 2, tries to come off the ropes but eats a Superman Punch for 2

Roman goes for spear, eats uppercut, Cesaro can’t get him back up, Roman gets the guillotine, Cesaro powers him up, slams him down, starts to lock in the sharpshooter, gets it, Cesaro rolls him into a crossface, Roman powers out, ground and pound, Roman power bombs Cesaro, more ground and pound, Cesaro powers out of a submission, slams him down, Roman locks in the guillotine, Cesaro passes out, ref calls it

***½

After the match, Jey runs out, puts ROman’s necklace thing on, asks Roman to get em, roman says ok, Jey superkicks him, goes up top, Rollins comes out, faces off with Roman, laughs, attacks Cesaro, puts his arm in a chair, runs it into the post, stomp on the floor