STEVE NOTES AEW RAGING OVER HOBBS vs. CHRISTIAN EDITION

Ricky Starks vs. Hangman Page

RIcky Promo: HAngman is ranked number 1, something about a diamon, He’s gonna show everyone why he’s called Absolute

Jesus, Ricky was supposed to flip back on a german, ugly landing on his head, Hangman hits him with a clothesline, and Ricky seems a bit out of it after that, sells ankle, eventually he comes to, hits liger bomb for 2

Hangman gets a close 2 with a lariat, then Ricky counters a BUckshot attempt with a spear for 2

Hangman goes for Deadeye, RIcky evades, Hangman taps out Ricky with a bulldog/ankle submission

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After the match, Taz calls out Hangman, says he got lucky, he needs to worry about watching his back, Hook hits a chop block from behind, Cage comes down, sets up for Drillclaw, Dark Order makes the save

The Elite head to their trailer

PENTA vs. Trent?

Promo: PENTA SAYS: BF, you should never have reignited this war with DT, and OC, you’ll be squeezed into ORANGE JUICE!

Trent hits a piledriver on the apron, takes over- then Alex gets on the mic, says PENTA WANTED ME TO SAY YOU SUCK YOUR FRIENDS SUCK AND YOUR MOM SUCKS!, Trnet chases him to the ring, OC is there, Penta superkicks OC, then Alex nails Trent with the Mic, PACKAGE PILEDRIVER PENTA WINS!

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Pinnacle interview: MJF gets a new silk scarf- hands it over to Wardlow- he says Jericho cut one of the best promos of your career, til you got to me, stumbled over your words when you got to me, the moment wardlow came out of your mouth, you knew you were doing something wrong. MJF takes back over- says Jericho gets an F- the Jericho rub, wrestling people fans already wanna see and claiming credit for elevating them. Smart, Chris. For 30 years you’ve been outsmarting everyone, except me. I was the one guy you couldn’t keep under your thumb, when you were 25 you were curtain jerking Worldwide, I’m 25 and a top guy, hanging out with top guys. Instead of sending out your stooge Tyson, send your family, I’ll send mine, we’ll see how it works out. I am a mark, I’m not a mark for you, I’m a mark for your spot, and on May 5th at BG I’m gonna take it. When you’re in the pinnacle, you’re always on top.

Tay Conti vs. Hikaru Shida

Shida and Conti block each other’s Judo throws, Conti eventually hits it

SHida works the back with submissions

Shida gets two with falcon arrow

DAMN Shida hits WITCHES SHOT backbreaker over the top turnbuckle

TAYKO gets 2

Shida hits like a dudebuster for 2

Shida hits backbreaker and kitano knee strike for 3

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After the match, Britt Baker comes out, points at the tron, her standings go up to NUMBA WON

Miro is going after a title, just not sure which

Inner Circle Interview/Promo

Hager offers up straws after Jericho says Tyson punched Cash in the face, the rest are gonna need them

Santana says Pinnacle just knows bitch moves

Jericho says MJF talks but has no conviction, he’s delivering lines in his high school drama class, he doesn’t feel what he’s saying, he’s singing show tunes on rosie o’donnell- he wrote a song about his jerkoff friend, he sings a bit, also, that new silk scarf, I washed my ass with it before tully gave it to you. It’s fun to make jokes about pinnacle, but BG May 5th is gonna be a lesson in violence that you never forget. What are the rules? A PARLAY. When two opposing teams discuss the rules- we’re crazier than you and you know it. On May 5th, the inner circle owns your ass.

QT vs. Billy GUnn

QT Bowling Shirt promo, I can’t tell what he’s saying that shirt is too Chandler Bing

QT hits a piledriver on GUnn for 2, Gunn goes for Fameasser, QT evades, on the outside, with the ref distracted, Agogo hits GUT PUNCH on Gunn, who vomits uncontrollably, QT brings him in for the Diamond Cutter for 3

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QT loads up a wooden chair for Gunn, Dustin makes the save with a bullrope, beats up QT, power slam

Holy crap that wooden chair just evaporated over Camerato’s head

The Elite in their trailer

Matt says we’re the guys who made bullet club and njpw and aew, Nick says it’s not called All Mox and Kingston wrestling

Kenny talks, but a car horn outside cuts him off, haha Callis says “We’re live pal”

Mox and Kingston, Mox has a pipe, they go into the trailer, the Elite had already beat feet

Powerhouse HOBBS vs Christian

Damn, Hobbs THROWS Christian to the ground

Hobbs CLOBBERS Christian on the outside

Hobbs grinds C’s face in the barricade

Back from break, Christian peppers Hobbs with strikes and Hobbs is supposed to sell for this dude, meanwhile he kills him with spinebusters, powerslams, and CHristian hits a frog splash

Christin jumps on his back with a sleeper, Hobbs rams him into the top turnbuckle, Christian hits that fucking awful Killswitch for three

DUD ZERO STARS

After the match, Starks comes out to check on Hobbs, him and Christian stare at each other

Jade Cargill talks about all the managers in AEW wanting a piece of her services

Darby Allin vs. Jungle Boy

Crazy good match, Darby hits a coffin drop on the apron

Sting and Luchasaurus mix it up on the outside, on the stage, they dance through the tunnel to the back

JB hits brainbuster, forearm strike to the back of the head snare trap, Darby fades, gets to ropes, JB gets surfboard, then snare trap again, Darby gets last supper for 3

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After the match, Sky and Page attack, Page hits Ego’s Edge on Darby, Archermakes the save as Jake in his AEW jammies looks on, STING IS HERE WE’RE OUTTA TIME ROBIN HOOD IS NEXT!