Steve Notes WWE Royal Rumble 2021

Steve Notes WWE Royal Rumble 2021

Nia/Shayna vs. Charlotte/Asuka

Asuka power bombs Nia from the top, starts lighting up her and Shayna, til Nia drops her with a sitdown power bomb, pin broken up by Charlotte

Shayna and Nia eat double NS, Shayna kicks out

Nia takes Asuka out

Charlotte gets the upper hand, but Ric comes out, Shayna gets 2 with a rollup, Lacey distracts, Charlotte gets the F8 on anyways, Lacey pulls her off, RIC GIVES LACEY A BRASS KNUCKS, PUNCHES CHARLOTTE Nia pins her for 3

* for charlotte, *** for the others having to put up with that

RR Bat-signal intro

Goldberg vs. Drew

Drew hits a headbutt, spear, they go to the outside, Goldberg takes over

Gb spear through the barricade

At the BELL, Goldberg kicks out of a Claymore

GB hits one spear, two spears, kicks out at 2

KICKS OUT OF JACKHAMMER

Drew hits CM for 3

**

Sasha Banks vs Carmella

Interview beforehand, I’ll be drinking champagne during the women’s rumble

Mella with multiple judas effects

Mella gets the upper hand, starts jawin at Sasha Banks

Mella throws Sasha into Reginald’s arms, she rana’d him off and he’s tossed out

Mella SCARY suicide dive onto Sasha

Mella hits a superkick to counter a splash attempt, another to get 2

Mella taps to the BS

***

Backstage, Big E and Woods talk about making history

Sami comes in, talks about conspiracy theories, he says he has eyes in the back of his head, then KOFI comes in and screams KOFI IS BACK!

They clown Sami away, Kofi says I’m not medically cleared, but he wanted to support!

When one of us wins, we all win the royal rumble!

Women’s Rumble

Bayley #1

Naomi #2

Bianca #3

Billie Kay #4

With her head shots

Shotzi #5

SHE HAS TANK, tries to shoot off Billie’s head

She cleans house

Toni Storm #6

Dueling hip attacks with Noami

SHAYNA ELIM SHOTZI

Jillian Hall #8

Billie asks for Billie and Jillie, Jillian likes it, they go in together

Ruby Riott #9

Victoria #10

She cleans house, goes strong style

Peyton Royce #11

IIConics moment, as they take out Victoria, Ruby comes over, Billie is conflicted

Santana Garrett #12

Liv MOrgan #13

Billie and Jillie’s alliance ends

BILLIE ELIM JILLIE

RUBY ELIM BILLIE

RHEA #14

RHEA ELIM TONI

Shayna chokes out Victoria AND ELIMINATIONS

RHEA ELIM SANTANA

CHARLOTTE #15

BAYLEY ELIM RUBY

DANA BROOKE #16

PEYTON ELIM LIV

TORRIE WILSON #17

RHEA ELIM DANA

Lacey Evans #18

CHAR ELIM PEYTON

SHAYNA ELIM TORRIE WITH KNEE

BIANCA ELIM BAYLEY

MICKIE JAMES #19

NIKKI CROSS #20

She cleans up

ALICIA FOX #21

The 24/7 title scene runs in

ALICIA FOX WINS 24/7 TITLE

MANDY ROSE #22

MANDY ELIM ALICIA FOX

Truth Pins Fox for 24/7 Title

DAKOTA KAI #23

LACEY ELIM MICKIE JAMES

Carmella #24

RHEA DUMPS KAI FOR ELIM

RHEA ELIM MANDY

REGGIE CATCHES CARMELLA

MELLA ELIM NIKKI

TAMINA #25

TAMINA ELIM CARMELLA

Tamina and Rhea go at it

BIANCA ELIM NAOMI, NOPE, her feet didn’t touch

BIANCA AND NAOMI FIGHT WITH THEIR FEET ON THE ROPES, THEY HELP EACH OTHER

LANA #26

ALEXA BLISS #27

EVERYONE PILES ON ALEXA

ALEXA’S LIGHTS GO DOWN, RHEA THROWS HER OUT

RHEA ELIM ALEXA

EMBER MOON #28

Ember cleans house, double codebreaker

NIA JAX #29
SHAYNA ELIM LACEY

NIA ELIM EMBER

NIA/SHAYNA ELIM EMBER

NIA/SHAYNA ELIM TAMINA
NIA ELIM SHAYNA

Lana runs from NIA on the outside,

LANA ELIM NIA

NATALYA #30

Natalya gets beat up by Nia/Shayna, they beat up more people, Nia throws Natalya in

NATALYA ELIM LANA

NATALYA/BIANCA/CHARLOTTE/RHEA FINAL FOUR

BIANA ELIM NATALYA

RHEA/BIANCA ELIM CHAR

BIANCA ELIM RHEA

****

BIANCA INTERVIEW

I’ve been telling everyone I’m the EST, but tonight I showed everybody. And everything I won the RR, all I can say is, Momma And Daddy, I did it. And now I’m gonna put EST on WM.

Miz/Morrison talk with Bad Bunny, they try to merge brands with him

Roman vs. KO

Roman throws Kevin off the Thunderdome through table, KO barely beats ten

ROMAN DRIVES THE GOLF CART THROUGH KEVIN OWENS

Huge spot after huge spot

KO senton off forklift to table

KO handcuffs roman to truss, ref counts to 9, Roman pulls ref into light, ref bump, low blows KO

PAUL comes in with keys to handcuffs, Roman gets out awkwardly, chokes out KO for ten

***1/4

Men’s Rumble

Edge #1

Randy Orton #2

Sami #3

Ali #4

They all team up on Edge

Itchweed #5

RKO starts RKOing everyone

Spear by Edge

Hollywood Hunk #6

DOLPH ELIM HARDY

NAKAMURA #7

CARLITO #8

Xavier #9

Big E #10

New Day bit with Big/Woods hitting moves on Sami

NEW DAY ELIM SAMI

Ali ELIM Woods

BIG E ELIM ALI

MORRISON #11

RICOCHET #12

ELIAS #11

ELIAS ELIM CARLITO

PRIEST #12

PRIEST ELIM ELIAS

MIZ #15

Miz elimiantes Bad Bunny’s DJ gear

DAMIEN PRIEST ELIM MIZ

DAMIEN ELIM MORRISON

Riddle #16

Bryan #17

KANE #18

BRYAN AND KANE HUG, then Kane gives Bryan a chokeslam

Priest does the arrow thing to Kane

PRIEST ELIM KANE

CORBIN #19

BOOO CORBIN ELIM NAKAMURA

OTIS #20

CORBIN ELIM OTIS

DOM #21

DOM ELIMINATES CORBIN

BOB LASHLEY #22

Lashley DESTROYS ELIM DOM

LASHLEY ELIM PRIEST

BIG E AND LASHLEY THROW

THE HURRICANE #23

Hurricane tries to chokeslam Lashley/Big E

LASHLEY/BIG E ELIM HURRICANE

#24 CHRISTIAN

They all eliminate Lashley
Edge and Christian hug

AJ Styles at #25

Edge spears AJ

Rey #26

Omos ELIM BIG E

Sheamus #27

OMOS ELIM REY

Cesaro #28

THEBAR REUNION, then Cesaro swings Sheamus, bryan

SETH #29

BRAUN #30

OMOS Catches AJ

Braun Elim Cesaro

Braun Elim Sheamus

Braun Elim AJ

Bryan almost gets Edge out

Bryan and Riddle go at it shoot style

Seth elims Bryan

Seth Elim Riddle with a Braun assist

Seth tries to ally with Braun, Braun slams him

Edge/Christian ELIM Braun AND Christian

EDGE ELIM ORTON WINS

***3/4