Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 1/27/21

Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 1/27/21

Kingston vs. Archer

Jake the Snake isn’t there cuz midway through the match, BB bring him out like a sack of potatoes, which distracts the ref and Archer, allowing Bunny to slip Eddie a PACKED FIST, which Eddie backhands Archer with, for 3

**

After the match, they beat the shit out of Archer

Mox video, he’s outside- he tries to put together the math on how the young bucks/omega/GA are friends now- rambles about being a simple man, not understanding how PAC and Penta are his partners, but he’s cool with it, something about having sex in the morning cuz it’s a good way to start your day, puts over Beach Break’s six man tag match.

Sting and Darby video: Sting talks first, my feelings are hurt cuz you called us hoodlums. OK Darby, he is a hoodlum… Darby: In the streets, it doens’t matter if you play clean or dirty, it’s all about survival. I am a hoodlum, (throws Skateboard through a window) no different than you (looks at Sting, who bashes a window with his bat.) Sting says a revolution in the streets- it’s gonna be showtime.

Varsity Blondes vs. Inner Circle

Before the match, MJF says hey Sammy we’re gonna have to talk, and hey Griff, is that you? Last time I saw you I embarrassed you on national TV, so instead of saying I’m undefeated, just say I QUIT (Griff punches MJF)

Jericho gets the pin on Pillman for 3 after a Judas Effect and Lionsault

***

After the match, MJF and Sammy jaw at each other

PAC video on Kenny Omega/Elite

He just rants a lot

Cody responds to Shaq:

It was gonne be me and Brandi vs Jade and Shaq March 7, but I can’t say that cuz Brandi is having a baby

In these moments, when I’m distracted, I defer to Arn, cuz he’s always right, he spoke to Tony.

Arn: You’re about to be a Dad and that should be on your mind cuz its important. June 29th, 1985, I saw your Dad crawl in the ring with Tully, fight 35 minutes, fly on a plane cross country to see the birth of you. If you do this March 7, do it with no regrets. Arn starts to ramble a bit here talking about Shaq in his prime. Jade dominates whatever room she steps in. Arn brings Red Velvet down. She’s got fire, you got fire.

Red Velvet: I’m tired of Brandi being attacked and seeing Brandi get disrespected. Cody won’t lay a hand on Jade, cuz I’m Red Velvet, and I’m about to stir your bitch ass up.

Video invite for Penelope & Kip wedding.

Hangman vs. Hollywood Hunk Ryan Nemeth

Hangman pretty much dominates this, Ryan has one bit where he gets some knees in on the fallen Hangman. But that’s largely it. Matt Hardy is scouting Hangman here. Buckshot gets the 3 count.

**

Matt starts to leave, Hangman calls him over. Tony interviews them. Hardy says he didn’t wanna create a scene. Matt wants to let Hangman know he’s in his corner, but he’s concerned, he seems lost. I was with you at Stadium Stampede, and the Elite burnt you. Then the DO recruits you and it’s awkward. But you’re a good person, and you deserve to be happy. YOu’re dressing by yourself in the hallway adjacent to catering. I have a huge dressing room with plenty of space, you can dress there no strings attached. Tony slips in, I think you should take him up on that, right as Hangman’s music hits.

Dax Harwood vs. Jungle Boy

Luchasaurus is handcuffed to Tully and Cash

Some back and forth, Dax does the shoulder ring post spot. PIP commercial Dax takes over

Dax drops a side suplex from the top but hurts his shoulder that he posted earlier

Dax hits Jaxson ryker’s first finisher, the power bomb bounce off the ropes

Dax goes for dragon sleeper but his shoulder can’t hack it allowing JB to get some moves off, but soon after Dax gets 2 with a sneaky ddt

Pinning attempts and roll thrus

JB gets Dax in a snare trap off a roll up  counter Dax taps out for the win

***½

After the match, Tully throws powder in LS face so Cash can attack JB, then they attack LS, handcuff him to the ropes and cut off his horns

Marko and SCU/TF make the save

Team Taz

Taz starts talking, they see a merch stand with sting Merch and destroy it and everyone selling stuff. Cage lawn darts a dude. Taz doesn’t like them being on a first name basis.

Britt Baker vs Shanna

Shanna starts strong but Reba helps Britt evade a baseball slide Britt takes back over

From commercial, Shanna took back over

Britt gets 2 with a swinging neckbreaker

Britt wins with the claw then attacks after the bell with a stomp and another claw til Thunder Rosa saves

Sammy and MJF backstage

MJF says I never asked him to get involved, I docked his pay. Sammy says you’re a manipulator, I see through it and no one else does. MJF says you sure you wanna play it this way? Sammy says I’m not playing.

DARK ORDER vs Young Buck/Good Brothers

Interview with YB/GA

Kenny shows up then Callis with a ridiculous tape on his face. Bucks hate Callis.

Silver calls out Gallows

Gallows gets down to one knee, silver strikes

The elite do a too sweet superkick party on Greyson

Magic killer and Meltzer driver on Greyson gets 3

***¼

Matt on the mic talks up the battle Royal next week, says if they win, they get to choose who they wrestle, and it cii ok I’d be anybody (turns to GA), then Rey Phoenix runs out and attacks bucks, then Mox sends gallows out then Kenny runs in then Mox hits paradigm shift