Steve Notes Raw 11/02/20

Steve Notes Raw 11/02/20

Orton Promo:

I am the best. Better than all of the rest. I’m simply the best.

He calls out the locker room. Alexa Bliss comes out.

He asks where he is, she raiser her hands to her chin and her gloves say PLAY PAIN, then she lowers PLAY. She says HE COULD BE NEAR. Fiend music happens, but when the lights go back to normal, Randy gets C-Mored. Drew picks up the title. I dare you to give me my rematch. Until then I;m gonna make your life a living hell.

MIz tries to cash in, but Drew attacks. He throws Miz out, then Morrison.

Miz Interview

Drew can’t hack the fact that he lost

MOrrison: We are challenging Drew to a handicap match tonight

Elias promo: Universal truth went to number one

Someone asked: HOw do you feel about this guitar on a pole match? Are you crazy? I have a song.

Jeff Hardy interrupts

Elias vs. Jeff Hardy Guitar On A Pole Match

Elias throws a stool at Jeff Hardy

Hardy gets the guitar, hits Elias from the top with it, gets 3

**

Dana Brooke/Mandy Rose vs. Shayna Baszler/NIa Jax

Lana comes out to keep an eye on stuff

Dana Brooke takes control, but Lana’s distraction allows Shayna to lock into the Kirafuna Clutch for the tap out win. Shockingly, Lana doesn’t get put through a table.

**

Randy Orton Interview

Drew will get an RKO

R-Truth vs. Bobby Lashley

Truth has an interview, he talks about Bobby Boucher

Truth doesn’t wanna get hurt, so he lays down, Bobby says no I wanna put you in HURT LOCK!

Truth swerves, kicks Lashley when he tries to pick him up, but Lashley muscles him into the HL anyway, wins, then puts it back on

*

Gulak runs down, tries to pin Truth, he gets the Hurt Lock, then Lashley puts him on Truth for Drew to get the win and the 24/7 title

Lashley comes back, nothing.

Nia interview: She’s mad about Lana. Tonight she’s gonna end her chances at being on Team Raw, er no- end her career

AJ Styles Promo

This friday we learned SD isn’t messing around at Series

BUt we have the advantage

Raw lacks a leader who can mold a team- CAPTAIN STYLES REPORTING FOR DUTY

He brings out Sheamus and Keith Lee

Keith Lee says we never agreed you’re captain, and your bodyguard doesn’t intimidate me

Sheamus says he agrees

BRAUN comes out- Keith says you need to qualify

SCRAP IRON COMES TO THE STAGE

Braun talks about his accomplishments, Keith cuts him off, says you didn’t beat me clean

Sheamus interrupts Keith, Sheamus says if anyone is gonna beat him up, it’s me

AJ says hey Adam, it’ll be Sheamus, Braun, Keith if Braun wins, he qualifies

Braun vs. Sheamus vs. Keith Lee

Keith Lee flips over the top rope and is lucky he didn’t land on his head

On the outside, Sheamus has a chokehold on Lee, Braun runs in and splashes them both through the barricade COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER!

AJ made me laugh by saying “Guys I don’t think I thought this through”

Big Tower of Doom spot

Huge Keith Lee Splash gets 2

Keith has a MONSTER clothesline, but eats a BROGUE KICK, then Braun power slams Sheamus for the win

Insanely fun match

***⅔

After the match, AJ has them shake hands, Sheamus hugs Braun, then Brogue Kicks him, then Keith Lee takes out Sheamus, then AJ takes out Keith Lee

Angel Garza promo talks about having sex with him and offers up a rose I don’t know who though because Gypsy was barking at me for literally no reason then HUSKUS

Drew McIntyre interview

Randy has a guardian angel watching out for him: ME. So the Fiend can BACK OFF so I get Survivor Series against Roman Reigns

As for Miz and Morrison: CLAYMORES FOR ALL!

Firefly Funhouse

Alexa and Bray dedicate the episode to the three letters RKO

Wow, Abby says Orton can go fuck himself

Alexa says she owes ten cents to the swear jar, Abby says she can go fuck herself too!

Bray says that Randy was a bad bad man- but thats in the past, but with the ashes of his old house, he made Firefly Funhouse, a place where the fun never ends

He gets serious: HE NEVER FORGETS

Alexa: Before we go, I wanna show everyone a trick: bray puts his HEAL hand on her head, she has her weird eyes and blood goo comes out of her mouth. BRAY SAYS OH SHIT

NIa Jax vs. Lana

Shayna starts by clearing the table

Lacey Evans and Peyton Royce with the most unfortunate PIP promo ever.

NIa starts out throwing Lana around pretty violently

Lana tries to come back with some kicks, but she’s run over by Nia, who goes for 3 but pulls her up at 2

Nia tries to get Lana to quit, but she won’t

Samoan Drop gets 3

**¼

Shayna comes in, throws Lana out, goes through table

Hurt Business run into Truth backstage, Truth turns around, they had signed his bottle

Hurt Business VIP Lounge

Survivor Series is all about proving you’re the best of the best

Ced: Sami Zayn is gonna find out that Lashley is the best of the best

Lashley: YOu think you’re better than me because you represent so many countries, I only represent one, something something, put your ass to sleep

MVP: We took care of the retribution problem, we get to collect our payment by taking the New Day tag titles

New Day interrupt hurt Business

Woods: Bob, I’m a big fan! I’m so big of a fan, I used to get in trouble for staying up too late to watch you matches when I was in the 6th grade

Kofi says he’s won more championships than all of them combined- even the one title Bob Lshley couldn’t get his hands on the WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

MVP: didn’t you lose that to brock in 8 seconds? I’m willing to bet Lashley could do it even less time

Kofi: Its funny how you use 8 seconds, because according to Lana, thats’s all the time you could last for

MVP: You put smiles on faces, we put pain on faces- when you talk footwork, you dance for the sake of comedy, we’re stomping teeth out for combat, you do NOT want to dance with us- I happen to know Ced and Shelton look forward to two-step all over your faces as they take your tag titles

Woods: We are a global conglomerate, and all people think of with the HB, they think of a failed internet startup NEW DAY ROCKS

New Day vs. Hurt Business

This is ridiculously fun

MVP putting over Ced, a young lion, learning from Shelton

Xavier gets kicked off the apron by a vicious Shelton knee

Xavier gets killed by a kick to the jaw

Kofi drops an MVP-esque leg drop on Cedric

Shelton takes out Kofi, Cedric hits Neuralizer Shelton hits Pay Dirt for the win on Xavier

***⅔

Nikki finds Alexa backstage, but Alexa doesn’t turn around

Alexa doesn’t answer her, til Nikki pushes her and freaks out cuz Alexa is in her Fiend mode

Oh wow Ricochet vs. Tucker

Oh lord, is Ricochet gonna lose to Tucker, who’s now dressed like a complete and total jobber

Ali comes out- he stands on the announce desk

RIcochet wins in two minutes via Recoil

Retribution take out Tucker, then go after Ricochet, laying him out

Drew is trucking along, sees Sheamus

Sheamus and him have some bants, Sheamus recruits him to Team Raw, Sheamus says my mind is on Orton and the WWE TItle

Drew McIntyre vs. Miz/Morrison

Drew easily handles them

COMMERCIAL CLIFFHANGER

Drew Alabama Slams Morrison onto Miz

After the commercial, Miz and Morrison take over

Drew takes back over, gives MOrrison some CLUBBING SHEAMUS BLOWS

Morrison crotches Drew, Drew in tree of woe, Drew grabs Morrison and german suplexes him

Miz tags in, gets destroyed by Drew

Drew hits spinebuster, goes for pin, Morrison flips onto Drew to break it up

Miz hits skull crushing finale, Drew kicks out

Drew hits FutureShock

Morrison pulls Miz out, but Drew planchas onto them

Claymore gets 3

Fun match

***

After the match, RKO! Randy holds up the title, then we hear the FIEND