Steve Notes AEW 9/9/20

Steve Notes AEW 9/9/20

Clever open with jericho and MJF, where they both hype each other up in the parking lot, then split screen where they both call each other losers.

Lucha Bros. vs. Jurassic Express

Fast action, Penta tries the ZERO MIEDO thing to LS, who chops him to the ground.

LB isolate JB, target his legs

LS tags in, MASSIVE top rope chokeslam to Fenix, looked scary af, pin broke up by Penta, LS takes both out, JB tags in, Fenix counters, gory driver/leg drop combo for Fenix

JB kicks out of their assisted package driver- JB gets the pin on

***1/4

Fenix/Penta argue, BB try to break them up- Jorts Kingston comes in, gives them support- OOOOH says where’s your little british friend? Where’s your wife? What happened at the Battle Royal? There’s five of us! Says they all need to shake hands. THEY DO. TEAM BUILDING WITH EDDIE KINGSTON- also, don’t think I forgot- I was never eliminated!!

Jake and Lance outside in the rain- we’re not driving cars, we’re trashin cars. Just like getting wet. Might as well get wet- YOU’re GONNA PISS YOURSELF WHEN WE GRAB YOU MOX.

Lance says you have nothing but despair- IN THE END< EVERYBODY DIES

Matt Hardy promo

I suffered a bad fall- thanks for all the love and support- and I’m happy to tell you that after a myriad of tests, I’m expected to make a 100% full recovery.  I will take being the luckiest man alive- REBY IS HERE!!!! OOoooh bet she had some words for Tony. He’s gonna rest up. He wants to be champion.

Angelico vs. Orange Cassidy

Cassidy wins with Superman Punch.

*¾

Santana Ortiz attack

BF come down for the save, challenges them to a parking lot match.

ALEX MARVEZ INTERVIEWS YOUNG BUCKS (Stolen from Larson Notes)

-HE KNOCKS ON BUCKS LOCKER ROOM, NO ANSWER...DOOR OPENS, THEY SUPERKICK MARVEZ, SLAM THE DOOR

Kip’s Best Man

First, Puff comes out, Kip says no man, not you

Pillman comes out, Kip says no, stop stalking me, we’re not even friends!

MIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ten years in the same house, under the same glass ceiling, KISS MY ASS!!

Interview with Page

How you feeling?

For 30 minutes I didn’t hear anyone make a sound, cuz they felt like it was inevitable. FTR shouldn’t have been the #1 Contenders- it’s my fault, the YB should have won the gauntlet- I shouldn’t have lost my best friends. 

This is our toughest test, but we’ll get through this one too

Jericho/Hager vs. Janela/Kiss

Man, Janela swung for the fences on jericho

Jesus, Hager puts Janela through a table off the stage

Sonny Kiss funsplash onto both, has an impressive offensive sequence against both

Jericho fire extinguishes Sonny, Hager huge urunagi, gets 3

***

Jericho promo

MJF fires his staff- then he confronts Wardlow- he signs his checks, anyone else would have fired him- he’s his only friend- you need to get it together- if you don’t, I’m gonna have to put you and your whole family out on the street. Now is the time to get back on top where we belong.

Mox promo

When he saw Lance win, he thought SON OF A BITCH- there are no shortcuts around here- when it comes time for our paths to cross- right now, do you really wanna bet against me?

FTR, with the other tag teams surrounding the ring

Tully:

FEAR THE REVELATION. It was 115 degrees in here, (he recaps All Out)

Cash and Dax: We’re top guys. They address the others:

BIlly: Just cuz you’re in some second rate HOF doesn’t put you at the head of the line

Jurassic Express: next week, you have a shot against us- if you beat us, MAYBE you can get a title shot. Don’t think a comedy act is gonna run this division LS gets in the ring, they throw some napkins at LS, JB attaacks, they evade- LS grabs them, they get out, Marko dumps their ice cooler ice on them.

Hahah Ricky Starks comes out as Darby Allin again

“I got injured and can’t go skateboarding with my friends!”

Are you relentless…. Or reckless? There’s a reason no one wants to tag with you, no one talks to you, why you’re home right now. Next time you come here, I’m gonna beat your ass”

Tay Conti vs. Nyla Rose

Tay really doesn’t put up much of a fight. Vicki chokes Tay a bit when ref isn’t looking on the outside, during PIP, Tay takes over on the outside with a knee strike, Funsplash on the inside for two. Before the commercial is over, Nyla has control again. Tay goes for a sunset flip, Nyla counters with a power bomb, Tay gets an armbar, Rose coutners with sitdown powerbomb

Commentary says YB have been fined $5000 for their attack on Marvez

Also, Cody is gonna have breaking news in like 30 minutes after the show is done

Kenny/JR interview

I was a champion and now I’m not a champion, what do you want from me?

We had that chemistry in the ring, it was magic- I was meant to be doing this in AEW- 

What’s next for Kenny? Do you reconcile with Page? I’m proud of our run- but if he wants to reconcile, he better make other plans. I’ve given a year of my life to tag team wrestling- it’s time to give people what they wanted to see. Singles guy.

Oct. 14 Mox vs. Lance Archer

Next week Parking Lot Fight

Thunder Rosa vs. Ivelise for NWA Women’s Title

FTR vs. JE

PP vs. Jericho/Hager

MJF in action

Hangman vs. Kaz

Brodie Lee vs. Dustin

Dustin attacks Brodie during introductions

Back and forth, Dustin hits Cross Roads for 2

Dustin has control, Silver goes up top, comes off top, eats a punch to the gut and power slam from Dustin- Piledriver to Brodie, they trade blows, Dustin gets 2 with a clothesline

Brodie hits two thrust kicks and a discuss lariat for the win

***⅓

Colt is out with the Dark Order- Brodie upset with Colt, runs him off- then they hold Dustin up, kick him in the dick

Cody breaking news

Maybe I should go home, since i’m injured- we’ve created our own bubble in macon Georgia for a talent show- Bert Kreisher Go Big Show?