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STEVE NOTES: Raw 7/20 LIVE NOW!

 

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Raw 7/20/20

Eye for an eye recap WITH MORE EYE and Seth’s vomit

Seth and Murphy are out

PC recruits chant SHAME

He talks MEDICAL TERMS: GLOBE LUXATION

Crowd is quite unruly, kind of annoyingly so

Seth: Do I regret it? He asks US if WE regret what WE have done to HIM? He blames US for his transformation.

He says there is NO ONE left to stand in the way of the greater good.

ALEISTER BLACK might finally make this about HIMSELF and not fucking rey. He’s there to rectify this, lays out Murphy, then pulled back out by him. 

Seth Rollins vs. Aleister Black

Seth has control, targeting Black’s right arm

Black on the comeback, misses moonsault, Rollins goes for stomp, Black hits black mass, rollins lands at the rope, BLACK CAN’T PULL HIM IN FOR COVER, Murphy attacks, eats BM, Murphy again, another, Rollins rolls out

Black has Rollins in the ring, brings him up with foot, gets rollup, another, eats superkick

Rollins hits STOMP, crawls over for pin, TAKES FOREVER, gets the pin

ROLLINS WINS **¾ 

Boy, there was a time Black was untouchable. 

Seth looks back, him and Murphy attack, send him into barricade, wreck his arm over the ringpost LED, then over and over on the announce table. This is like that scene in Robocop. 

HURT BUSINESS BACKSTAGE

MVP and Lashley talk to Truth- Truth calls is a replica. Apollo is the real champ. 

SHELTON BENJAMIN JOINS HURT BUSINESS AS NEW 24/7 CHAMP???

HURT BUSINESS comes to the ring

Where’s their t-shirt dammit

MVP explains that he’s the champ, runs down Apollo. Says it doesn’t matter if Apollo showed up or not. They’re about to beat up 2FlyKrew and party.

Ced and Rico come down, RICO STILL HAS THIGH TAPE????

They run them down, I think Rico and Ced are about be killed. They come off as nerds.

MVP calls them THREE GROWN MEN, not two little kids who should be sitting in catering. 

THEY HAVE A THIRD MAN BROTHER!!! ALI?????

IMMA IMMA GO HARD

SUPERKICKS to BOBBY Faces stand tall, do a cool flippy thing in the ring. 

6-MAN TAG 3FLYKREW vs. HURT BUSINESS

Shelton killing Ced with chops

Lashley in, he kills Ced, too

MVP in, MURDERS Ced with boot, Ballin Elbow, 2

Rico and Ali hot tag and tag  in respectively, during commercial Benjamin erases Rico from the universe with a jumping knee

Shelton in control

MVP grabs rico’s head, tells him to smile for the camera

Rico comes back, gets hot tag to Ali

Lashley picks Ced and Rico out of the air for a chokeslam setup, Ali takes him out, Ali gets back in ring, MVP misses boot, Ali counters, hits 450, GETS WIN ***¾ 

Randy Orton promo

He wonders about the past- but not joining evolution, not legend killing- its the moment when he killed edge with a chair. He thought his friendships were etched in stone, but one moment that brought him satisfaction- he felt good when he stood over Edge twice and Christian, and he’ll enjoy punting Big Show and ending his career.

TIME FOR SOME FUCKING MEATLOAF

War Raiders chatting with Ron Simmons

Sad Christian interview

Immediately he cucks out for Orton

Joe: is this a trap?

Christian says Big show has people in his corner, he can’t wait to see big show knock out orton

BIANCAAAAA

FInally someone I give a shit about

Explains the EST, talks about the THIRSTIEST team--

Peyton calls her the nosiest and dumbest for sticking her nose in her business

BIANCA SHOULDER LEANS IMAGINARY BILLIE

Peyton says Bianca is gonna end up like trash liv

Says peyton is gonna get her ass whupped Bianca is ready for the main event (not the show) yesterday

Peyton Royce vs. Ruby Riott

Peyton dominates early, puts Ruby in a submission through the ropes, yells at Ruby that she’s a loser

Ruby wins with Riott Kick after Peyton misses tope rope something.

**½

Zelina Crew claims Profits are in hiding

Profits attack mid-interview

Street Profits vs. Andrade/Garza

Garza’s pants come off almost immediately as Andrade/Garza get the jump

Dawkins and Andrade get the tags, Ford plachas out onto Andrade

Garza tries to suplex Ford off top, Montez punches Garza off, wins with huge frog splash

Zelina yells at her guys

Garza is like we got this

Sasha, still with the Raw Women’s Championship, and Bayley, come out.

WHERE’S BRUCE??

Sasha says people accuse her of stealing the title, she fought for her title, Asuka was handed the title, she reasons that someone had to do it, and Bayley did. Bayley says she had to do the right thing. She is your role model. You don’t get it, you don’t need to get it. 

ASUKA

SASHA WAS NOT READY FOR ASUKA and ASUKA WAS NOT READY FOR THIEF, THIS IS MY TITLE, Sasha says come and get it

STEPHANIE! This has got to be Evolution 2

Steph says the match last night was indeed a horror show- you didn’t win, but then again, neither did Asuka, next week, championship match, if bayley gets involved, you LOSE, sir. 

KAIRI vs BAYLEY

Kairi chops Bayley out of commercial, she fakes out, rolls up

Bayley attempts to suplex Kairi out of ring, Kairi gets out, ax kick

Kairi up top, stomp to back, Bayley rolls out

The Bradshaw Bunch? WTF I’d rather see a Nugenix Bunch show where Frank, Cuck and Cuck’s Wife all shack up

The song in this Coke commercial is cool

Shayna is watching, gets an interview- says she’s beat everyone and doesn’t even have a match tonight- she has a vested interest like a shark has a vested interest in meatloaf or something

Great shot of anxious Sasha

Kairi hits sliding knee, goes up top, Bayley meets her there, Bayley goes up top, brings up kairi for hangman’s armbar, Bayley gets tied up in ropes, she gets a double stomp on bayley’s face, gets 2

SPINNING BACKFIST to Bayley, goes up top, INSANE ELBOW, her arm is too hurt to cover, she does but Bayley gets her foot up

Sane runs into Bayley’s knee, Bayley goes up top, elbow drop, 2!!!!!!

Bayley to Belly, REVERSED INTO ROLLUP KAIRI WINS!!!! ****¼ 

Drew says he has stuff to say about his future 

DREW PROMO

He says Dolph almost had him- he says ALMOST doing things is the entire story of Dolph’s career- he talks SUMMERSLAM! He wants a WORTHY opponent

Dolph’s music hits, he says he saw FEAR in Drew’s eyes; Dolph says he was THIS close- Drew says NO BUGGER OFF! Lol

Drew says he just feels embarrassed for him, says just leave. Dolph grabs him, Drew headbutts him, says one day you’re gonna learn- Dolph says DONT WALK AWAY YOU SOB! 

Dolph says YOU pick the stip, anything! (Crowd guy says EYE FOR AN EYE!)

Drew picks the stip, he accepts- Dolph wants to know what it is!

Drew is gonna keep it secret until right before the bell rings

Confusing *½ 

WELLLLL Big Show promo backstage

Reflective Big Show- he knows what kind of jeopardy his career, his health is in

Hammer and Chisel was their nickname, they bonded on the road- their talks about trying to change your stripes bonded them, they became friends over their burdens- but thats changed, the legend killer is back.

He’s asked himself, is this the end of the line? It might be. But the Tiger is most fierce when it senses the end. This old tiger is gonna do everything to make sure Randy doesn’t write the end of his story. WELLLLLL

Big Show vs. Randy Orton

CHOPS CHOPS CHOPS

Haha Show hits a spear

Andrade/Garza ATTACK, send Show into post, Raiders come to help as Orton was revving up

Didn’t notice how the two tag teams left

Orton goes for punt, eats chokeslam, 2

Show goes for KO, Orton rolls out

Show gets table he wants to go through

Show puts Orton on table, he goes for Vader bomb, goes through table

RKO, gets 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orton takes a chair to Show, he’s in a bad way

Draping DDT

Another RKO, gets 3- still two minutes left,this big bastard is getting his head kicked to the gulf of mexico

Yup- Randy says ONE MORE LEGEND DOWN

***¾ 


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