#291 - Mommy's Gone 1,000,000
Added 2025-06-07 09:00:12 +0000 UTCThey said it was the fourth Mommy's Gone but that simply cannot be true
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Honestly, both the kid and the neighbor were justified
Bosco
2025-06-15 16:12:28 +0000 UTCMy edgy classmate in hs keyed a pentagram onto a neighbors corvette at my other classmates bday party, the guy had a camera and showed up to the bday party with an ak47 demanding for him cause cause he was hiding inside but the neighbor eventually got arrested
zach b
2025-06-11 02:00:18 +0000 UTCstanding and cheering at the return of timmy turner dad vs dinkaburg was on sight
Robbie H
2025-06-10 04:57:30 +0000 UTCPatrick looked right into my eyes as he told me he loved me, this is that parasocial kinda thing that i fuckin dig
pk waves
2025-06-10 03:10:09 +0000 UTCwhy is patrick dressed like a hunk?
jgkfhgjf
2025-06-10 02:39:38 +0000 UTCcaleb "small white" pitts
John Pynnonen
2025-06-09 14:51:21 +0000 UTCJust realized Patrick said his sister has 3 kids then like 30 seconds later says yeah FUCK condoms never ever
Ben Beachy
2025-06-09 13:22:51 +0000 UTCSick boy make moves like a chess piece… and I move real quick like nestle let make it clear for a second like Pepsi I was never worried about about my wallet being empty
JerseyToThaBone
2025-06-09 12:31:28 +0000 UTCthere’s a lot less Patrick Abuse when Cameron’s not around 🤔
Babadeebee
2025-06-09 03:03:52 +0000 UTCcalbe fine asf on this one 😛
William B. Bricks
2025-06-08 22:20:44 +0000 UTCCharles Rocket killed himself in a horrible way but that was like 25 years after he was on SNL
Daniel Walker
2025-06-08 17:17:55 +0000 UTCBombshell revelations about Patrick, at least to me. Maybe everyone else already knew.
RLD
2025-06-08 16:05:01 +0000 UTCRemember when Cameron said he’d give Jeffrey Dahmer butt so good it’d make him quit murdering
grant brown
2025-06-08 05:02:52 +0000 UTCgrandma spongebob wasnt a cookie, she just made really good cookies
lukea200
2025-06-08 02:25:33 +0000 UTCI love how tasteful you guys are with your use of the r word
Officialspongebob
2025-06-08 01:57:37 +0000 UTC@4:30 6 7😭😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️✌️
sawyer bishop
2025-06-07 21:33:23 +0000 UTCPatrick's shoes are shoesing
Joe
2025-06-07 20:10:02 +0000 UTCThe funniest part of the OReilly story everyone forgets is he called it a falafel not a loofah
Brandon
2025-06-07 19:22:31 +0000 UTCvile bug murderer patrick is correct
WillDoesEditing
2025-06-07 19:20:45 +0000 UTCI had a scary friend who would tie twine around lizards and lower them into the air conditioner unit big fan 😓
treat
2025-06-07 17:54:06 +0000 UTCPatrick’s 4 inch fupa 😍
Mattaholic
2025-06-07 17:41:54 +0000 UTCFirst 10 seconds im already dead
Arsha Artang
2025-06-07 17:12:10 +0000 UTClol i helped run a show worlds worst played back in october in boise. shoutout those guys.
Big Shalabi
2025-06-07 16:57:53 +0000 UTCDoes anyone know which episode Patrick talked about his relative who has a pet pig
grant brown
2025-06-07 16:32:45 +0000 UTCYes Mets miss you mop
grant brown
2025-06-07 16:11:25 +0000 UTCbro I was seething. GBO
MG
2025-06-07 15:59:26 +0000 UTCAnyone know where I can watch the other 999,996 mommy's gone episodes? Nah I'm just playing have a good one.
anchopo
2025-06-07 15:34:52 +0000 UTCOh my god.. two bug torturers… one day they will stand trial for their crimes against bugmanity
Big Bad Bug
2025-06-07 15:11:15 +0000 UTCFinding out Patrick is my opp is breaking my buggy heart
Big Bad Bug
2025-06-07 15:10:14 +0000 UTCWhen Camerons away the celebrity gossip can play 😎
clart throb
2025-06-07 14:43:16 +0000 UTCThe intro shook me to my core
lomomontado
2025-06-07 14:33:13 +0000 UTCTENNESSEE women’s basketball head coach Pat Summit thank you very much Caleb
Josiah
2025-06-07 14:17:05 +0000 UTCmommy’s gone is like when you got a substitute and the class clowns would be acting crazy as hell 😂
thomas
2025-06-07 12:42:52 +0000 UTCLet’s go!
polarstep
2025-06-07 12:37:37 +0000 UTCThese kids do so well when Mommy is gone, I’m sure they will have a healthy attachment style when they grow up
Zac Gallenberger
2025-06-07 12:18:48 +0000 UTCboy bye
melly
2025-06-07 09:47:37 +0000 UTCthe awesomest opening seconds of any episode thus far
Freaking On It
2025-06-07 09:45:52 +0000 UTC
