"Everybody's been, like, acting weird around me all day...feel like I've been ushered around everywhere, loaded on a stretcher here, pushed around there...I keep telling you guys, I feel fine! I feel, like, good...and then you all get even more concerned and scrunch up your foreheads and go 'oh nooo, mentally comp-ro-mised...' Like, what does that even mean? It sounds rude. I'm done with this, I'm goin' home. Ugh. Well, my legs aren't cooperating. Maybe I need a rest? I could rest. But after I rest I'm goin' home.
Mm. Butt's cold. Feel like I got a blanket on, but like, need a butt blanket. Can the nurse get me a butt blanket? Thanks...what a dumb day...everyone bein' all dumb..."