Felineflation (Video, Weight Gain)
Added 2025-07-25 05:46:36 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/233blm.mp4
"Ah...yes, well um...good to see you Lynx Girl, you're looking...ah, a bit different...hoo boy, how to explain. So, I know you took a bit of a sabbatical from the Revengers, and that's fine, we all need a break at times. But, er, today might've been a good day to not have left your phone on vibrate. See, this big purple guy from space showed up wearing a fancy gauntlet, and made a big speech about how much he cared about the environment and that our natural resources were being ravaged, yadda yadda. And how he finally had the power to make a change. So...no, he didn't do anything in terms of population control, that might've been more effective. His whole deal was that cats are assholes and have a devastating effect on local wildlife, so...he snapped his fingers, and...made all cats too fat to hunt effectively. Which...I guess would include you too...sorry. Yeah, he looked all smug and said his work here was done and he went back to space. The thing is, I don't know if it's worth time traveling just to make cats agile again, they really do kill a lot of wildlife...but that leaves you high and dry. We'll see if we can figure something out in the next movie."
