Could use someone to 'pin the tail' on me...
Added 2025-07-20 03:50:32 +0000 UTC"Sorry, sorry...ugh, I can't go anywhere or do anything with this leaky gash drooling all over the place, can I? Wish I could stop it, it's...it's just ridiculous and embarrassing. But...so far...the only thing that stops these waterworks is getting the the attention of a well-endowed young donkey stud willing to plug me up for a good few minutes. And I've been less-than-lucky on the donkey dating apps, recently..."
