Look, it's on the national news (Video)
Added 2025-07-15 03:36:43 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/e9p355.mp4
"Look...oh god, the desk anchor is a big cat of some kind...he looks really shaken too, he's having a hard time keeping it together...yeah, looks like we're not alone. Everyone is turning into animals. That's...that's fucking crazy...he said reports are coming in from across the globe, Japan, France, Russia, Brazil...they're urging people to stay calm and stay home for now. Man, how long will the infrastructure last without people maintaining it? Power, water? I don't care if the water pressure guy is a skunk, we need him at his post! I mean, I don't feel mentally compromised, other than the shock of waking up to this...as scary as it is, I hope we can get up and running again soon...I'll go back to running the register at Kohl's, sure it feels embarrassing being a gross hairy donkey, but I need the money! And hell, everybody else will be some flavor of something too. ...Might even be fun to see. Wonder if...wonder if there're any cute donkey studs nearby..."
