"I've got my eye on you wolf girls...it's true you've got as much right as anyone to use the facilities here, but no funny business. People've said they've heard some weird sounds comin' from this room, but no one's been brave enough to peek in just yet. It's fine if all the gruntin' and huffin' is from a good solid workout, some strenuous crunches and push-ups...folks just don't seem to think that's all that's goin' on in here.
Let me be blunt: this ain't a sex club. Do whatever you want on your own time, but don't do it here. And no, this ain't some kind of 'profiling' or 'discrimination.' I don't like havin' to have these talks with guests, but sometimes my hand gets forced. Anyway...you ladies enjoy the facilities...responsibly."