A real salt-of-the-earth kind of gal
Added 2025-07-02 04:33:01 +0000 UTC"This is what you wanted to see, wasn't it? Y'all keep ogling my boobs and can't seem to work up the courage to just ask to see 'em. No I'm not pulling 'em both out, they're hard to tuck back in, huh-haa!
You've been real helpful around the farm here, I guess you deserve a little of my story. There's not much to it...grabbed the wrong bottle out in the barn, thought my Gatorade tasted funny but didn't bother to check the label. Turns out, horse growth hormones company was putting insufficient warnings on their product...not that it would've done me much good in that particular situation, but I got a bit from the class action along with a dozen other girls in various states of horse-hood. You should've seen some of 'em...poor things...I thank my lucky stars every day that things didn't go any further than this.
Truth be told, it hasn't really affected my life much. I'm a little taller, a little stronger, makes some of the chores a bit easier. Didn't have much of a love life before so not much change there either. No time for suitors and getting all gussied up and smelling nice, there's work to be done. It's even worse now, with the horse musk mixed in...bleh. But I'm used to solitude, and comfortable enough in my skin. Hey, let's get some of these bales out to the field, eh?"
