Buffalo girls, won't you come out tonight
Added 2025-07-02 04:09:10 +0000 UTC"Listen, I care as much about conservation efforts as the next girl, you know that. American bison aren't endangered anymore, but they do remain threatened, so of course the work continues. I just...wasn't aware that this was one of the methods employed in helping species recover. Are they turning people into rhinoceroses and kakapos too?
...I mean, that's beside the point! I didn't agree to give up my humanity when I signed on for this! There has to be a better way to promote population growth, that's all I'm saying...th-though...s-starting to feel kind of tingly, in places...like I wouldn't mind meeting a big, strong buffalo up close..."
