The lobby is not for recreational use
Added 2025-06-24 04:42:00 +0000 UTC"Ma'am? ...Sir? Sir. We try to maintain this lobby as an orderly space that gives our guests a good first impression. That impression is tarnished when there are...erm...personal stains on the carpet. Your room will be charged for the cleaning bill, but more importantly, we're going to have to insist that you take these activities elsewhere. Sudden unexpected transformation into some sort of equine is no excuse for rudeness and public indecency. We're also heard concerns from some guests that your...condition might be transferable, so we'd ask that out of consideration for others that you wear surgical masks. Sir, ma'am, are you even listening? Jerry, we need to call for backup on this one..."
