Polar Proportions (Video, Weight Gain)
Added 2025-06-23 03:38:38 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/sdlctr.mp4
"Can't believe you ordered the Polar Pulled Pork without knowing what it does to you...how could you miss it?! That's the whole reason people eat here! There's a big disclaimer on the menu! Yeah, you're gonna be stuck like this for a bit...
Don't worry, I'll help you through it...first step is take your clothes off, they're gonna be torn to shreds if you don't...yeah, that's why I'm already in the buff, they're still working on my Bovine Beauty Burger. Looks like most of your hair's fallen out already, shame...it'll grow back once this wears off. And now, the polar bear blubber, all that subcutaneous fat...this is gonna be the biggest adjustment, if you've never been...y'know, 'big' before, this is gonna turn your world upside down. Ohhh boy...yeah, deep breaths...
When will this wear off? Well...how much of the sandwich did you eat...?"
