You want the horns?
Added 2025-06-18 05:14:18 +0000 UTC"U-ughh...mmmmrrugh...c-come to gawk at the cow woman transforming, huh?! Didn't your mm-mother teach you it's rude to stare at a lady while she's changing? It's bad enough I have to endure this bullshit, now I've got an audience...
Look...u-uurrrgh...the way I see it, you can position yourself one of two ways here, heads or tails. Heads, I don't think you'll like very much...I've got these horns for a reason, and I swear to god I'll use 'em if I have to. Tails...you put yourself to good use back there, and I might even let you give these udders a good ol' tug. Your choice...just choose quickly, before my hooves come in and it gets significantly easier to charge at people who piss me off..."
