This could've been yours (Video)
Added 2025-06-11 03:10:52 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/olm04v.mp4
"Ohhhh...well hey, stranger. Not every day you bump into an ex while getting railed from behind in an alley. (No Derek, fuck, don't stop.) Uuhnn...jealous? This could've been you and me, but you blew it...refused to support me and my dreams, didn't want me to get the panda operation...well look at me now. I'm gorgeous...cute round panda ears, adorable button nose, built-in mascara. Every guy wants me...and every guy gets me, if their money's good. I don't even ask for much...this body...I'm constantly needy these days. You know you always hear about them having trouble getting pandas to mate? Yeah, I call bullshit. A-aagh...
Once Derek's through, you wanna hop on, for old time's sake? I just need...ohh...buy me a couple bamboo shoots from the Asian market and we'll call it even."
