"We totally get it, it's annoying and exhausting after a while, just spraying milk everywhere...like a faucet you can't turn off...it's these damn supplements in our food, they need to be able to collect from us at any time so they make sure there's never a dry moment. It sucks, but such is life.
Anyway. We can't make it stop, but we might be able to plug you up for a bit, hopefully stem the tide. You can handle the upper pair.
Now...now look, see...you're just pinching it, you're making more come out. And it's getting all over me...ugh, did you want our help or not?"