Less secure a bunker than we'd hoped
Added 2025-05-31 05:34:03 +0000 UTC"Oh, hey...yeah, it's me, Trey. A-aagh...hoo-boy...uh, yeah, so I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I don't think thus bunker's going to keep us safe from the TF virus. Or at least, it's kind of late now. Mmmf, ohhh, Pete...no, don't stop...a-anyway, I should've said something sooner...these buds started on my chest a few days ago and I didn't want to believe it. But -a-agh-...last few days, I've just been overwhelmed...the more I jerked it, the smaller it got, until it was just a nub...and the furrier I got...finally woke up like this, and just couldn't take it any longer. I needed dick...don't know what'll happen to Pete...or to you...I think it's airborne. But if there's no hope of avoiding it anymore, we might as well -u-ughh- enjoy ourselves while we can..."
