I can still do my job like this
Added 2025-05-19 03:50:08 +0000 UTC"Yeah, this level of flooding is really not good...I've seen worse in your area, but just going with what's observable here, this is already gonna cost you a pretty penny.
Oh...what, the fur? Ah yeah, it's just that time for me again...this happens every once in a while. I didn't have any vacation days left, and you made it clear this inspection was urgent, so I figured I'd roll the dice today, but hey, bad luck. I'll be fully on all fours shortly. Don't worry, I don't go feral or anything, and I can still do my job here just fine. Sorry if you see anything intimate that you find distasteful, it's just, y'know, part and parcel with my kind of situation.
Anyway, as I was saying. The damage from even an inch of standing water can get up into multiple five figures, we're gonna need a structural assessment, maybe a cross section of the wall to see how bad the mold situation might be...sir, are you paying attention?"
