Backstage after the magic show (Video)
Added 2025-05-16 06:34:12 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/3enr0c.mp4
"Oh, it's you! Thanks for participating in the act, you were a wonderful volunteer! Ahaha, yes, the best kind of magic trick is the real stuff...ends up looking amazing, and everyone's left wondering how you did it in practical terms. I bet a bunch of people are still trying to figure out how we 'swapped' you with a cat, with such realism.
How are you liking your new body? Real fun, sleek and agile, right? That's basically what most people tell me. Hm? Change you back? ...Hon, there is no changing you back, this is YOU now, on a fundamental level. I queued up the essence of a cat for the sake of the act and overwrote your essence with it. You didn't see me performing the long, boring ritual for anchoring your physical form beforehand, did you? I can't do that on stage, everyone would fall asleep. So, you're a cat now. Enjoy!
Ugh, why do so many people have trouble accepting this? Why did you even volunteer when I asked for someone to come up who I could change into a cat? Look, if you really want to be changed back, the best you could hope for is to find someone who could impose a generic human essence on you, and then some cosmetic magic to make your face look somewhat similar to your former appearance. You wouldn't be your old self, but at least you'd look the part. And you don't want me performing either of those, I'm terrible at humans. I don't know what else you expect me to do. Look, just search online and you'll find someone who can probably help. Bye, now..."
