"A-ahh...mm, yes...h-holy shit...what did you call these? Therapeutic medical-grade silicone stress relief wands? Yeah...so anyway, these giant donkey dildoes you're selling are amazing, we'll take both of 'em. Hard to find ones big enough for donkey girls like us...how'd we become donkeys? Eughh, it's a long story...why are you stocking toys designed for donkeys?"