"Let's face it, I can't go around in polite society looking like this...or even impolite society. I'm a cow freak...people might think it's a mask or costume for a minute, but I can't hide leaks like these. There's nothing I could wear that would cover it up, and it wouldn't be comfortable for very long either. I'm just a cow, now...better get used to spending all my time in this barn, keeping these milkbags drained is gonna take up big proportions of my day...oh god..."