Sure, you can't get me any MORE pregnant
Added 2025-04-21 03:29:25 +0000 UTC"I'm already in this predicament because of you, jackass...half-donkey with a half-donkey baby on the way...I don't know why I thought I could avoid the side effects of fucking a donkey man, but that's how these things spread, isn't it? Morons like me who feel like consequences are for other people...
Oh, you know I'm only half-serious. It's been the catalyst for plenty of lifestyle changes, both forced and by choice, and I feel...I don't know, better in tune with myself than I ever have before.
Not like there's any reason not to let you mount me now, and tomorrow, and whenever...we're both just donkeys, right, it's what we do. Hop on, stud. Just don't get too wild on me..."
