It ain't much, but it's honest work
Added 2025-04-21 03:23:29 +0000 UTC"Heyyy, look at all these! Really good crop this season. Like I told you the other day, these are the ones we use to process into transformative carrot juice, and man, they are potent. Can't harvest 'em without ending up like this. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if your nose flattens a bit and your ears start growing just from the smell. We actually have to dilute them so people don't get 'free samples' just walking past in the store.
I always pick them nude like this because I got tired of all the discomfort...one thing loosens, another tightens, sometimes it tears and you end up bursting out of your favorite shirt...it's just not worth it. And to be honest, it doesn't feel half bad. Makes you feel connected to the land, feels kind of primal. Kind of...turns you on, too.
...Y'know, I have plenty of time this afternoon. You want to split one of these with me, see where things go?"
