"Sorry, hon. -grunt- You really shouldn't have come here...your fate's all but sealed, I'm afraid. Never seen nobody walk outta here on their hind legs, cute little human nose intact, under 400 pounds...you get the picture. -snort- Was it a dare gone wrong, or just curious about that weird farm at the edge of town? Me, my car broke down and I cut across the field...you're lucky, at least we were around to tell you what's what, I didn't have anybody around when I started to change.
Don't hyperventilate, panicking just makes it harder. It's gonna start kicking in soon, here. Might be already, looks like your shirt's starting to ride up. It's not so bad...you'll get used to the taste of slop, and you'll learn to like getting mounted, the warmth, the feeling of him sliding back and forth across your hairy back...okay, maybe you don't wanna hear that, but it's better you know what to expect. Don't worry buddy, we'll show you the ropes. Get those pants off before they start shredding themselves and follow us, might as well start getting you acquainted..."