A raccoon got into my bathroom (Video POV)
Added 2025-04-14 05:35:36 +0000 UTCVideo link: https://files.catbox.moe/pjkg8c.mp4
Cheeky little buggers. I don't even have that big of a window in my bathroom, narrow thing way up high, but I heard it shatter as it hit the floor. Didn't know what to think at first, thought maybe I had a burglar or something, but laid in bed for a minute listening. Heard a feminine voice quietly going "shitshitshit," some scrambling, and then the shower turned on. I crept in there quietly - not trying to be a voyeur or anything, but it IS my house - and yeah, raccoon, just merrily lathering up with my soap. She seemed shocked to see me, but like...dude, you broke into my house and wrecked my window in the process. Not happy. I still let her finish and towel off though...I'm too much of a softie.
Then without any prompting she kind of pushed me down slowly and straddled me, and...here we are, goin' at it? I'm not complaining, but I think I'd rather have my window replaced.
