Oh deer, I seem to have fallen
Added 2025-04-13 05:07:49 +0000 UTC(There's one, there's a cute guy, go, it's showtime!)
"Ohhh my, oh I seem to have fallen! The woods are so full of roots and gnarled branches on the ground, it's so easy to lose your balance, plus with me not being used to hooves yet...I'm just a poor distressed girl, transformed into a deer by some curse of the forest! Really need someone who can help me up, maybe take me home...hm? No, I don't think the deer thing is contagious, you should be good helping out little-ol-me. Whaddya say?"
(I think he's buying it! Shh, don't blow our cover!)
