The ferrets are back in town
Added 2025-04-11 02:33:36 +0000 UTCJust when you think the epidemic is over...
It had been months since you last turned the corner and came face to face with some harcore fuckin' right in the middle of the alley. Ferrets, always the ferrets...usually you could smell that distinctive musk before running into them, but today was a particularly smoggy day and you'd been distracted. There they were, just goin' at it in brought daylight without a word, not even caring who saw...you quickly retreated. You weren't about to accidentally get some of their fluids on you and end up permanently joining them in their debauchery. Should you call animal control? Usually it wasn't worth it, they wouldn't even bother to do anything...but nothing was gonna start resolving the problem unless somebody said something. Ugh...you could still hear them behind you...
