What a drag
Added 2025-04-11 02:28:52 +0000 UTC"U-urgh...I can't...fuckin'...uURRRRGHHH! C'mon, MOVE, you giant nightmare lumps of flesh! This is insane...I was just curious! Just tried a little of the bovine growth supplement, thought maybe I could go up a cup size or something, and took a nap...th-this is...WAY beyond anything that should've been possible...they need to put a warning on that stuff!
God, they're just like...suction-cupped to the ground with sweat, and every time I can get them to unstick they bounce back a few inches and promptly stick again...mmff, I just have to reach my phone on the other side of the barn, and hope it still has signal...c'mon, you stupid fat tits...u-uuuuughhh..."
