That fateful evening they all turned into raccoons, they did what anyone would do in that scenario: ran outside and started fingering each other with wild abandon. It just felt right, when they looked at each others' pudgy bodies lined with tits...what else could they do but enjoy it? Sometimes it takes an unexpected change for you to realize that it's what was missing in your life all along. So for anyone out there in a bit of a rut -- maybe try turning into a raccoon.