There's a bear right behind you
Added 2025-03-30 04:25:45 +0000 UTCMa'am, I don't want to alarm you, don't make any sudden movements, but...there's a bear right behind you. Try not to panic. Usually they're as afraid of you as you are of them, and they won't attack...oh he's getting really close now...and you don't seem to be trying to escape? What's...oh...oh my...well that was unexpected. Oh wow, there he goes, and you're...into this, you're cool with it? Oop, well, it looks like you're joining him, getting a nice little snout of your own now...well then...I'll just...I'll just see about backing away slowly...have fun, I guess?
