"Look at you, what a snack...haha, no, I didn't mean it that way, we're not THAT feral yet. I mean...it's looking like we're headed that direction, but I've still got functional fingers, my voice, and close-enough unmentionables. And...I still know how to use them, if you're interested... -purrrrr-
We look further along than we are because we shaved our heads a while back, really gives you the full cat look. At a certain point your human hair starts falling out in clumps and it looks absolutely dreadful, so we wanted to avoid that. Scares off a lot of guys when they think they see a big cat stalking them...you seem perfectly ok with it, though. Are you single? You smell single. We could fix that, have you smelling like us in a jiffy."