More pink than red
Added 2025-03-12 02:02:29 +0000 UTCThese red panda girls, I swear...you go out for a nice night out on the town, and there are always a couple of 'em hanging around every bar, stark naked, and they come up and lean on your arm making eyes at you, and they give you a sob story of what life is like when you're stuck as a slutty red panda. Before you know it, they're leading you down an alley, and it's about a fifty-fifty chance that they've got a crew there waiting to rob you, or they're not bullshitting and they kneel down and give you an eyeful of the parts of them that are still pink. Maybe they hope they can recruit you to rob the next guy who comes along. Tempting?
