"Alright, round three of speed dating, I guess...I never know what to say at these things, and it's not like I have a lot of luck anyway, looking like this...hi, I'm Mindy, and it's probably obvious that I'm one of those people who got hit by the TF virus last year, haha. Don't know if I would've chosen a Borzoi for myself, but there are worse things to end up as. Look, if you ever need someone who can get down to the bottom of the Pringles can to grab you that last chip, I'm your girl! Long nose AND long tongue...am I being too forward? I hope I'm not being too forward. O-oh, I guess our time is about up...thanks, you seem really nice-! (Sigh...I'm so awkward at these things...)"