"W-wuh-hoaa, this is a real trip...like literally, haha, I can't take a step without stumblin'...this is wild as fuuuuuuck man, the way this wolfsbane pill is fuckin' with my head...my skin is tingling all over! And my entire back feels weird, like...lengthening out behind my butt or something, does that even make sense? And now there's this fuzzy lump in front of me...like on my nose...hahaaa. My pants are like...shredded...I don't even care, I kind of want them off at this point, I am SO HOT all of a sudden...wurf..." -pant, pant-