Strategic Tail Displacement
Added 2025-02-11 22:43:44 +0000 UTC"What? Noo, I didn't pin my tail to my leg on purpose...kind of hard for me to do that with just paws! But if things happened to fall that way, and you end up with an eyeful...you're not interested, are you? I mean, I'm not very human anymore...I'll be honest, if I'm 'sending off signals,' it's just because of this stupid sensitive nose. You've been traveling around with me, trying to help me out to figure out a way to reverse this, so I've been...y'know...inhaling you all day. And you've been so nice and understanding, even as I change further and further...it's all catching up with me. I can't really control how I feel.
...How do you feel?"
(Kind of sort of a conceptual sequel to "These are my fox socks" from a few weeks ago)
