"No, everything is NOT alright, and it doesn't help when you think you're being cute calling me 'deer.' That's the whole reason I'm upset! I don't want to be a deer! I didn't wake up a week ago thinking, 'you know what would be great, I'd love to grow a big dumb snout and long goofy ears and fur everywhere, so I can always feel everyone's eyes drawn to me everywhere I go!'
There's nothing anyone can do to fix this, and you're not helping by making light of the situation. I need...I just need to be left alone with my thoughts for a while. Which apparently now includes grazing, as a subconscious behavior. Joy."